just went ice skating and tried to go fast and do the hands behind the back thing and I crashed
how much do u hate when a kid will start doing triple axles at a public skating rink?
I really hate when ur at dinner w a bunch of kids and one of them asks if anyone has a quarter. a kid says ‘i got u’ then proceeds to spin the quarter so that it rotates rapidly on its side and slowly but perfectly travels to the kid who needed it
-would u be offended is someone sincerely called you a chicken?
- word…I hear federer is built like a race horse
how much do u hate when a kid will be talking about how much he wants to get with this chick and another kid goes ‘that chick POP’ first kid goes ‘what?’ 2nd continues with ‘pussy on period bro. don’t bother’
how much do u hate when a kid will only like realistic sports video games
next time you rip an awful smelling fart with a bunch of people u should be like ‘you will never look at my ass the same’
the backstreet boys were pretty good looking guys…no pun intended
I hate when kid’s are self proclaimed ‘gentle giants’
how much do u hate when you’re playing tic tac toe with a mathematician and he knows for a fact he’s going to win every time based on mathematical theory
I love when a bunch of kids will drink together and one of them goes ‘I’m buzzed man.’ then the rest of them would be like ‘I’m buzzed’, ‘buzzed dude’ ‘buzzzzzed’ and give each other high fives simultaneously
do u think it’s possible to be so statically charged that you can shock someone from a foot away?
is it rude to tell a girl they might look good in infrared light?
have you ever been leaving for a trip during which no one would be in ur residence for a few days, spilled water on a water resistant floor and decided not to clean it up because u thought it would evaporate by the time u got back?
I feel like the liquor store is the only place where you don’t want employees to ‘know you’