U know what the best thing ab sunglasses. U can look at girls privates w/o anybody seeing
Btw my dad doesn’t think the football hall of fame is the fraternity of all fraternities
How much do u hate when a guys like “you’ll find it when ur not looking for it”
How much do u hate when 2 guys just trying to make ends meet
How much do u hate when the traffic is so bad that everybody gets out and starts grilling
How much do u hat when a girl gets rich on her bday and someone goes “a very happy birthday indeed”
Interesting observation about refrigerators I realize refrigerator demand can never exceed a certain amount because only so much food you can tonight so no matter how rich you are you will never want more than anyone else. Which means refrigerator sales dont increase proportionate to a family or individuals wealth. Billionaires have as many as your avg middle class guy
I wanna dress up as a cock
But then might be weird approaching girls at a party dressed as a friggin cock
U ever think what’s the smallest geographic space u could fit every person in the world
Re Christmas- Atheists look forward to the presents. And that’s it!
The seed of the church is the blood of the martyrs According to a 2nd c Tertullian
U know I nvr knew that my mom brought home the bacon for 10 yrs while my dad was in school
Whatever happened to slamming on the brakes when ur going real fast. People don’t do that anymore
How much do u hate when a guy shows up to a girls house in the pouring rain, breathing heavy, and like u know he wants to say something
Lol I just caught a customer staring at me weird when I was walkin around going “there is no rain in the Sahara”